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Felony Flats ASAP Market Dark Heather Shirt

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If you grew up in SouthEast Portland, you know all about Felony Flats. Loosely defined as the area between 52nd and 82nd avenues and Woodstock and Johnson Creek Boulevards, Felony Flats is a Portland institution. Of all the potential hobbies you can stumble upon while in this hood, the safest and least likely to get you arrested is shopping at ASAP Market off of 52nd and Knapp.

Some people like to shop at the trendy grocery stores in Portland. But that is not for you, so this shirt will allow you to step out of the house in confidence and let all the suckas know that "I Gets My Groceries at ASAP Market".

THESE ARE EXCLUSIVELY AVAILABLE FOR SALE AT ASAP MARKET AT 7407 SE 52nd Ave Portland, OR

$19.99

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